I really need to break up with somebody so I can use Phil Larkin’s sonnet the way it was meant to be used.
Love, we must part now: do not let it be
Calamitous and bitter. In the past
There has been too much moonlight and self-pity:
Let us have done with it: for now at last
Never has sun more boldly paced the sky,
Never were hearts more eager to be free,
To kick down worlds, lash forests; you and I
No longer hold them; we are husks, that see
The grain going forward to a different use.
There is regret. Always, there is regret.
But it is better that our lives unloose,
As two tall ships, wind-mastered, wet with light,
Break from an estuary with their courses set,
And waving part, and waving drop from sight.
You can break up with me anytime!
Although I might be a bit offended if your breakup speech weren’t quite as poetic. In fact, I would demand a haiku.
By yet another freakish coincidence, I am referred to by close friends as the Haiku Queen.
No I’m not.
But I should be.
Ahem:

“The frog brightly leaps
A cold wind stirs the cattails
Oh, and I’m moving.”