Science be damned!
The logic is flawless: bananas and jars of peanut butter show us that evolution does not, and cannot exist (respectively).
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Now, if only I could give back my science degree. I was misled!
Yes, I read the mention of this on Pam’s House Blend and immediately rushed to burn my genetics degree.
Hey wait a second! That jar of peanut butter was already opened. The inside seal under the lid was just sitting on top of the jar.
Clearly they are trying to cover up a new race of peanut people.
Hey, I think you’re right!
My guess is that a trilobite popped out on the first take. That man’s pantry must be a fascinating environment, perfectly simulating the first billion years of Earth’s history.