Canadian Aggression

Timbits

Drive-by Tim-Bittings. I never thought I’d see it happen… What is this world coming to?

3 Responses to “Canadian Aggression”


  1. 1 Julie

    A couple of years ago I worked in a group that was big into snacks, treats, and baked goods. Often there would be leftovers. Even more often, if someone was gone and timbits were left they would end up in someone’s filing cabinet, desk, etc. Our study showed that timbits did not mold. Further testing identified that after approximately 6 months the timbits hardend into rocks and were therefore prime strategic weapons.

  2. 2 Mark

    Something has to be said for these things if not even mould wants to eat them.

    Mind you, after reading this story I’m kind of in the mood for some. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve had a Timbit (or any donut, for that matter) since my U-Haul adventure out here last July.

    Do you think those filing cabinet ones are still edible, even if a little on the hard side?

  3. 3 32-P

    Regarding Julie’s comment, mark my words: there will be a rock-hard Timbit-caused death at some point in Canada. It’s because the media publicizes these things, you see. And impressionable youngsters see the news and go, “Wow, that would be cool to emulate!” Or something along those lines.

    Won’t somebody please think of the children?

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