My route to wurk takes me past a graphics store that recently put up a ‘Things to Do Now That Stampede is Over’ poster:
- Apologize to anyone you’ve met in the last ten days
- Try to recall, as best you can, where you work.
- Your clothes have absorbed a lot of alcohol. Until you remove and bury them - you are a fire hazard.
- Avoid mirrors for a couple of days.
- Stay downwind from friends for about a week.
- Begin a methodical search for your wife.
- Forget your car. You drove it into Lake Bonavista for a few laughs.
- Begin to prepare your body for next year.
Heh. The only thing about Stampede worthy of a chuckle is the aftermath.
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