To whomever finally greenlighted the DVD release of Joe Schmo 2, history’s smartest, funniest, and most entertaining reality show ever created, I have one thing to say.
May I give you a pearl necklace?
All the crazies, none of the calories
To whomever finally greenlighted the DVD release of Joe Schmo 2, history’s smartest, funniest, and most entertaining reality show ever created, I have one thing to say.
May I give you a pearl necklace?
Err… Reading this again… just so I don’t sound uncharacteristically vulgar, I should probably clarify for anyone who hasn’t seen this amazing show (and I assume that’s a lot of you, since all good shows are given pretty much zero chance to be seen), the eviction ceremony involves the male bachelor literally handing out pearl necklaces to all the female suitors.
Oh thank God, seriously. When I read this the first time I was like, “Wow, that isn’t like Mark at all.” LOL!
No; Montréal has changed me, Premee. From now on, whenever I say something confusing, interpret it to be the vulgar form—regardless of how little sense it makes in context.
Damn you, Montréal! Your vulgarizing influence has tainted the most innocent of all your precious innocents!
(shakes fist)
I would also like to take this opportunity to mention the cream-filled donut that exploded in my lap this morning.
Not a euphemism.