I clicked on an ad today (I know, I know, but it looked like it had a hot shirtless guy in it), and was brought to a website selling some sort of protein supplement. Here’s the photo from the page that I was brought to:

Hey, good for Terry! That’s great progress in just four weeks. But, in all honesty, I’m a little concerned about the side effects of this workout. It appears that after starting Terry’s plan, your hair will starting growing about an inch per week! Just imagine the cost of haircuts.
I think I’ll just stick to a regular routine.
Gosh, it barely looks like the same guy. Will the spam filter catch me if I suggest the words ‘nipple bleach’? I guess I can just log in and approve my own comment… but anyway, what were we talking about again?
Bahahaha, wicked.