Monthly Archive for November, 2009

I don’t remember if I actually put any money in the Rockola along the wall of the lunchroom of St. Albert Catholic High School circa 1995, but this morning I woke up with some very distinct memories of it…

Now look, people.

Do not make me explain this again.

This is an eyeball.

This is my eyeball cupcake. It does not have any eyeballs in it. If I tell you I am eating one of these, please do not call the police (again).

This is Robert Smith.

This is me as Robert Smith. I do not sing songs about the Spider Man. I am not in love on Fridays. I have never seen a lovecat.

Got it? Robert Smith:

Me as Robert Smith:

Thanks for letting me clear that up. If anyone else wants to ask me about Halloween, I’ll be in my room crying and listening to The Cure.