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The Fall of the House of Usher

House of Usher

Edgar Allan Poe’s The Fall of the House of Usher is one of my top two favourite short stories of all time. I also very much like hot, athletic, shirtless men. But can someone explain to me how anyone was able to come up with a treatment that combines both and still call it Edgar Allan Poe’s House of Usher?

Poe’s story is about an ill man, living with his sister, also ill, that invites an old childhood friend to comfort him during his sickness. I won’t ruin the end, which is terrifying, but at no point do four young, hot, gay men make an appearance—either explicitly or in subtext.

And… “Many have arrived, few have survived?” What?

Don’t get me wrong, I like gay cinema as much as the next non-straight guy (except when it’s low-budget, pretentious, or a re-hash), but this is just silly.

Take the work out of working out!

Exercise while sitting down? It’s not impossible with the fantastic new Hawaii Chair!

Fantastic! But here’s the real reason for this post:

WRONG! This isn’t brutality, this is a…

Digg had a story about a Donald Duck comic earlier today, and when I clicked on it, I got this instead. It’s the ending of Mortal Kombat 4 when you play as a character named Jax. I think it’s better somehow:

The Black Dragon Live On!

Update: Someone in the Digg comments was able to find the Donald Duck comic before the link mysteriously changed: Hook, Line, and Succor.

Learn English…

…the zombie way!

And Now, A Halloween Tale

A tad unseasonable, perhaps…
but I dig the Orson Welles voiceover.

 

Food Fight

It’s Pie Face!

Trial and Error Advertising

This video is a promotional spot for Hart’s Seafood Buffet in Arkansas. It was featured on their website until it caught the attention of someone at BoingBoing.

Creepy ambient music accompanies slow-moving pans of a seafood buffet in a deserted restaurant. If you’ve had enough of the deep-fried horror, skip to the last third for extra creepiness.

Fancy schmancy

Saw this on Digg today and had to share. (The Digg headline was “The Most Redneck Phrase Ever Captured On Paper”)

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Ellen Speaks Out