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		<title>Shatner of the Mount</title>
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With profuse apologies to Premee for immediately pushing down an interesting post about literature and censorship to make room for Shatner and his mountain.
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		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2010/03/02/shatner-of-the-mount/</link>
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		<title>This Never Happens to Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I sat down in the train last Friday and found a copy of Ernest Hemingway&#8217;s &#8216;A Farewell to Arms&#8217; wedged between the wall and the seat, spine-up.  It looked so new I immediately thought, &#8220;Oh dang, some English 101 kid is going to be really ticked off when he gets to University station and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Pardon the Schmaltz&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Up until the last few days, the 2010 Olympics seemed like some vague concept, rather than the massive event that it really is. I’ve been pretty blasé about it, mostly thinking about the Olympics in terms of how badly they’re going to screw up my commute. Of course, there have also been controversies aplenty, from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2010/02/12/please-pardon-the-schmaltz/</link>
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		<title>Stupid Advertisements Part XIV</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an online advertisement I saw on a news blog I like to read. One of those intelligence tests that harvests your email address in order for you to retrieve the results, I assume.

Well, 74, obviously. What kind of moron could possibly get that wrong? Oh, right&#8212;people who can&#8217;t see the entire visible colour spectrum; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2010/02/09/stupid-advertisements-part-xiv/</link>
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		<title>Gone Wrong</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having been pinned by a piece of Ikea furniture, I decided to take a short break and clean out my bookmarks.  And found a delightful little thing, one of those sites that makes you glad Al Gore invented the internet &#8211; Bugs of Chernobyl.  This woman goes around to nuclear sites, including the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My first protest sign</title>
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		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2010/01/23/my-first-protest-sign/</link>
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		<title>At Least It Would Keep Edward Away</title>
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So Thursday evening I was feeling some pressure in my left ear, but this morning I woke up with undeniable pain, and a persistent stomping throb, or throbbing stomp, the unmistakable call of the wild ear infection.  I was all, &#8220;What am I, four years old?&#8221;  So I did what all reasonable four [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2010/01/22/at-least-it-would-keep-edward-away/</link>
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		<title>Kids in the Hall</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In honour of Death Comes to Town (which I thought was great, by the way), here is my favourite KITH sketch:

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		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2010/01/13/kids-in-the-hall/</link>
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		<title>Movie Stubs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I collect the movie stubs for every movie I see. I&#8217;ve done so ever since The Mummy on May 7th, 1999. I have no idea why that movie in particular sparked the habit, but whatever&#8212;it&#8217;s fun.
I think there&#8217;s only a few stubs that I&#8217;ve ever lost. Once was for Star Wars Episode One (of which [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2010/01/08/movie-stubs/</link>
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		<title>Reprieve</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First, a haiku:
Winter is biting
With gharstly icicle teeth.
Please euthanize me.
Next, the cure for winter: a trip to somewhere non-wintry!  By which I mean the newly-renovated, yet still wonderfully familiar, Muttart Conservatory, whence I dragged my half-frozen carcass on Sunday.
A pointy colourful thing:

A delicate yellow thing:

A fluffy pink thing that tried to assassinate me by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sodacraze.com/2009/12/28/reprieve/</link>
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